Thursday, October 4, 2007

Inner Peace

I am passing  this on to you because it definitely worked for me and we could all use a little  more calmness in our lives. By following the simple advice I heard on the Dr.  Phil show, I have finally found inner peace. Dr. Phil proclaimed, "The way to  achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you've started and never  finished." So, I looked around my house to see all the things I started and  hadn't finished, and before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a  bottle of Merlot, a bottle of White Zinfandel, a bottle of Bailey's Irish Cream,  a bottle of Kahlua, a package of Oreos, the remainder of my old Prozac  prescription, the rest of the cheesecake, some Doritos and a box of chocolates.  You have no idea how freaking good I feel.

Please pass this on to those you feel  might be in need of inner peace.